How Can you Love Two Lives, You Idiot?

  1. Because they are better than one.
  2. Because there is more to have,  stupid.
  3. One is soft, easy. The other provides all the excitement I’v ever wanted.
  4. I can jump from one to the other rather easily. As easily as logging onto a social network.
  5. They are social networks, in fact. The world is a social network, dummy.
  6. Stop calling me dummy.
  7. If you don’t want me calling you names, then jump into the other life. I won’t follow.
  8. Okay.
  9. Okay.

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