I haven’t looked at porn in years and when I–
How long?
Years. I just told you.
Two years?
More.
Ten years?
Less. Do you want to finish my story or not?
I want you to be truthful.
Porn isn’t the truth?
It’s a confession. And nothing more. A confession doesn’t have to be true.
YES IT DOES, YOU DUMB IDIOT!!!
Don’t be so dramatic.
Alright. Fine. Where was I?
Porn.

Oh. Right.

As always.

Hey!