If that’s all it is then alright.

If alright’s all it is then okay.

If okay’s all it is well then shit.

If shit’s all it is then hell.

If hell’s all it is then call me. Tomorrow. To let me know if I need to pick up your prescription and whether I need to ask about Medicare or the VA benefits and since the bags of Halloween candy are out what’s the harm in in pilfering a bag of Snicker’s fun sizes, even though the cameras will surely spot me, but how worse can it be than when I tried on some eye shadow in that metallic green. Green? If green’s all it is then I’ll stick with blue.

If blue’s all it is, then I’ll just buy the damn candy and save a lot of people a lot of trouble and if people’s all it is well then fuck.