Sometimes–well all of the time–and I do mean all the time–my angora sweater will tread through the closet on its way to Winter. Fine. That’s a given. But here’s the part that is the Sometimes: sometimes my angora sweater doesn’t arrive at winter, but stops a bit too early, and arrives in late Fall. Or never stops at Winter at all, and lands in early Spring. I’m worried. I’ve asked my angora about it. The answers are never consistent (I get different answers each time I ask the same questions.) Is my angora suffering from dementia? Sweaters have been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, though admittedly more of those cases involved the cotton-blends sweaters. My next line of question will depend on where the angora lands next. If it arrives at early summer, I will have to come up with entirely new questions. Maybe the answers will have to change too.