A Large Tail about a Box of Bunnies

A very mean bunny rabbit gave me a whole bucket of its poop. The pellet-sized poop, you know. Tried to convince me it was a special chocolate from Vienna.

Ha! I knew this rabbit. This was not a funny bunny. Or a wily one. This one was just mean. And went through all the trouble of decorating the box with elaborate gift wrapping and bows. I opened the box, without feeling any hope. Just another shenanigan of this fucking rabbit.

They looked like chocolates. But I still had my sense of smell. I smelled shit.

But I wanted to be 100 percent sure. So I taste-tested. Why would I do such a thing?! I didn’t want the rabbit to see my disgust. I wanted total composure. I managed somehow, to chew a few of those pellet-sized shits. I ate about eleven of them before I was fully satisfied the rabbit that I had not been irked by his deed.

But when I got home I cried. Fuckin’ Bunny! I’ll make you pay for this!

But in the end I just decided to avoid him, crossing the street to do so.

Friend of Fiend I Find

Head north, said my friend, who pointed toward the hill whose trees blossomed yellow and showered petals. I followed his directions. I came back, however, a short time later, back to him, sneezing, wheezing, coughing, eyes watering.

He offered me Kleenex. I blew my nose. When I handed him the wet tissue he ran toward the same hill he’d directed me to. The yellow petals showered him.

Was my friend going up the hill to punish himself? Or was it to show me that he was immune to what made me sneeze, wheeze, cough and cry?

My Name is Rob

TI have been robbed.Or so they tell me. I tell them I’m a robot.

But I feel human. I have emotions. They say I can’t have emotions.

But I feel sad, happy, all those things.

But they say nope. Can’t.

I feel that too-their nope and can’t.

Laundry

Blynn is happy for a moment of peace. She starts doing the laundry again–not that she let it linger in the hamper too long–but she is more conscientious about the process and happily hangs the clothes and bedsheets on the line as happily as can be expected.

But through the flowing bedsheets she can see the barn that no longer belongs to her, that belongs to her…what do we call her? Her…stepdaughter. Nope, that doesn’t sound right. But legally it is and legally the barn belongs to her stepdaughter.