A very mean bunny rabbit gave me a whole bucket of its poop. The pellet-sized poop, you know. Tried to convince me it was a special chocolate from Vienna.
Ha! I knew this rabbit. This was not a funny bunny. Or a wily one. This one was just mean. And went through all the trouble of decorating the box with elaborate gift wrapping and bows. I opened the box, without feeling any hope. Just another shenanigan of this fucking rabbit.
They looked like chocolates. But I still had my sense of smell. I smelled shit.
But I wanted to be 100 percent sure. So I taste-tested. Why would I do such a thing?! I didn’t want the rabbit to see my disgust. I wanted total composure. I managed somehow, to chew a few of those pellet-sized shits. I ate about eleven of them before I was fully satisfied the rabbit that I had not been irked by his deed.
But when I got home I cried. Fuckin’ Bunny! I’ll make you pay for this!
But in the end I just decided to avoid him, crossing the street to do so.