My Husband is Onto Me in 5 Ways

  1. He knows I don’t listen to half the things he says or what anyone else says.
  2. He knows I mumble as others talk–my passive-agressive way of saying “You have nothing interesting to say.”
  3. Knows mumbling could also be “I love you,” only I’m too tired or lazy to say it.
  4. Believes my over-enthusiastic responses to people are fake. This is only true part of the time.
  5. Carries my secrets, takes me in, and then says “What are you talking about,” when I bring them up.

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