There’s to0 much written, in the beginning, before the story begins. Preface and introduction and Foreworad–What’s up with all this warm up? The farting around?
Well, I’m going to fart up a storm.By getting annoyed because Eggers puts all this stuff in and James Frey leaves it out and Franzen doesn’t.

And Anne Tyler (I have to put her full name because there are so many Anne’s.) doesn’t. (So many Daves and James’ and Jonathan’s too no can just go by “Tyler”.

Tyler who? people ask.

Tyler I love her, I say.