It started off as a joke. Bind a book, give it a title. Maybe even a foreward but blank pages follow. The audacity!

“I dont’ get it,” said friends. You don’t either. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

“Were you drunk?” They asked. “Bored?”

“Nope. Nope.”

“Then what then?” They press. “You know, you’re always pulling this shit and you really need to stop.

You laugh nervously.

“Seriously,” They add.