Everyone noticed he lost weight. Nevermind that I’ve lost weight too.

Between our laptop sits a big bag of assorted chocolate candies–the pre-halloween bag. Everyday he dips into it and almost magically comes up with annoying things to say that turn out to be funny. He’s the most popular guy at work.

I know, I know. I’ve wanted to lay low at work but of course I want to be the most popular guy at work. It’s a small office. Can’t be too large, you know.