You’ve always had it. The germs, the bodily functions, the raised eyebrows, the sense of humor–a mixed bag. But it’s all there. You can shake the bag, dig your hand in the bag, throw a towel into it, ask others about their bags, find the tricks in it, let the cat out of it. Barf into it.

The bag is the bag and it works because you’ve got it. Always will.