Dear Binda,

You taught me that when I’m foaming at the mouth that I should just grab a napkin and call it day. Instead the day called me out. I got a sudden urge, which I call a ‘sudurge’ for mellorine and Velveeta. I know they still exist. I just couldn’t find any in any of the grocery stores I went. But New York is a big town. They are bound to be out there, somewhere.

Can you offer me any suggestions?

Oh, more napkins. Okay. Got it.