How to know if you are a Young Man, in 6 easy steps

  1. You will feel the punch.
  2. One of your nostrils will trickle with blood.
  3. He will be staring at you in a way he’s never stared at you before.
  4. He will tell you to get the hell out of his house.
  5. You will get the hell out of his house
  6. He will forgive you only if you kneel before your mother and beg her forgiveness.

Your mother will tell your father not to make you do that. But your father will insist. You will kneel and ask her forgiveness.

     You will ask.

     She will ask you to stand up. She will hug you. Your father will not.

     All will be well. Because you are a young man.

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