I can be gay all day,

As long as I don’t finish.

I can enjoy your mouth and your smell,

As long as I don’t finish.

My list is long, I’ll never finish.

I have to:

1. Inseminate my girlfriend

     2. Marry my girlfriend

3. Or maybe the other way around

     4. Teach a Genetics class online (“Where are the Students. Who are the Student?”)

     5. Sell my mother’s house.

     6. Run a 5k for in my father’s memory

     7. Advise my little brother–about things, straight things

I’ll never finish.