Hey, what about the Episode on Friends that never aired? The flashback with Monica, who had a major crush on Springsteen wins a ticket to his concert.  And during his performance of dancing in the dark, he bends down and takes her hand and pulls–or attempt to pull (you remember the portly Monica of the 80s)–before several people manage to hoist her up on stage. Once there,  she begins her iconic dance with The Boss.  

Well, anyway, it would have been a great episode.

Look I know you like fat girls. Or is that Phat Girlz? At any rate you haven’t called me and I’ve gained 20 pounds, in case you didn’t notice my last two instagrams.

And I have a very good reason for my weight gain.

I’m pregnant with your child.